Please remember that these games may need adapting appropriately for the ladies at your party. We welcome any new suggestions, or any tried and tested games that you have found go well at your Lingerie Provocateur parties.
Like the children's game, make up a parcel with about five to ten layers, in each layer place a forfeit or book a party, and the game prize can be put into the middle. You need to make sure they have some music so you can play this game.
You might think you need music for this game but you don't only a set of questions. If the ladies answer to the questions you read is yes, she must move one place to the right. If the answer is no she stays where she is. This means people will be sitting on each others laps etc.
The winner is the first one to sit back down where they started. So make sure you have a long set of question just in case.
Ideas for questions:
The questions are endless; you can just make them up.
You will need a bowl of popcorn, and some straws. It is best to put the girls into two teams, with a straw each and each team with two bowls (one empty and one with popcorn).
The idea is to transfer the popcorn from one bowl to the other, each girl transferring a piece at a time, so they all have a go. The team that empties their bowl the quickest wins. It is best to have the two bowls per team apart from each other because it makes the game more fun.
For this game you will need quite a few marshmallows and two volunteers who like marshmallows. Also have a couple of bags handy, for the end.
You give each lady a marshmallow to place in their mouths, but they are not allowed to eat them, but they have to say either FLUFFY or FUZZY BEARS or EJACULATION.
Then you give them another marshmallow to put in their mouths and they say it again. The lady that wins is the lady with the most marsh mallows in their mouth without swallowing.
Then for the prize give out a certificate to the winner and a little something to both of them.
You need to have the bags ready for them to get rid of all the marshmallows.
You need two empty toilet rolls and a couple of vibrators.
Get four volunteers and give two the toilet rolls and two the vibrators (turned on). Get the ladies with the toilet rolls to hold them between their legs (at the top). Then blind fold her partner and place the vibrator between her legs. The lady with the toilet roll has to guide (by talking only) the vibrator into the toilet roll. The couple that does it first, wins. You can also use empty bottles and vibrators.
You need two milk bottles, two chocolate willies and some thread, enough to tie round a waist and down to the ground. Tie the willy on to the string and tie it round someone's waist so the willy is dangling at the back. Place the milk bottle on the floor in front of them. They then have to guide the Willy into the bottle (with out using hands). The first one that does it wins.
Make some play dough:
Mix together and if too wet add more flour. Keep in plastic bag until needed
Give everyone a piece of play dough, and ask them to design a new vibrator. The best one wins.
Get each lady to draw a line down the middle of a bit of paper and get them to write a minus sign on one side and the plus sign on the other.
Now ask them various questions which are either worth plus points or minus points. The one with the most points at the end wins.
Just ask them questions about yourself and see how many they get right.
Every correct answer equals a point. The one with the most points wins.
On pieces of card, write some well known songs. Start the game by humming the song on one of the cards. The lady who guesses what you are humming wins that card. Every lady in turn has a go at humming the song on her card. The Lady with the most cards at the end of the game wins.
Get everyone in the room to write letters going down the page. e.g. P M B C J. Then you have to think of a category. e.g. Fruit, Drinks, Girls names, Rude parts of the Body, Sexual positions etc. Then the ladies have to write next to each letter one from each letter. e.g. P = Pimms, M = Milk, B = Baileys, C = Cider, J = Jim Beam. They have to be original. If two ladies both write Pimms, it doesn't count as a point. Do three rounds; allow only about 1 -2 minutes on each round. The most points win the prize.
Has to be played with a fairly outrageous crowd. Stand up and ask... Have you ever.... If they admit it, and say 'I have' give them a card (male nude playing cards are good). The lady with the most cards wins... and is the Floozie of the Night!!!
sample questions
Get everybody to write 6 numbers between 1 and 20, then play either rude word, animal or orgasm bingo. They have to shout out every time that they cross off a number. Give a prize for the most enthusiastic noise or for the person with full house. Call out these numbers: 7 13 18 5 3 2 11 16 8 17 14 10 9 4 1 6 12 19 15 20
Call out a letter, and the girls have to shout out either parts of the body, things you can do with a willy, things you can call a man in an argument etc. beginning with that letter. Call out these letters: W H G C B O T R K L V K F A M P N S I E J
Call out 15 items, afterwards they have to write down as many as they can remember. e.g:, PEN, WILLY, CUDDLY TOY, TELEPHONE, PICTURE, CHOCOLATE, BED, SPONGE, MICROWAVE, LAWN-MOWER, PLATES, HANDCUFFS, SKIRT, LIPSTICK, EGG, SAUCEPAN.
Get everyone to study the novelty page from the catalogue for 2 minutes. Close the catalogues, and they have to write down as many as they can remember. (proper names only). It gets them seeing things to buy, that they may not have noticed before!!!
They have to talk for a minute on a given subject, without pausing, repeating themselves or saying ummmh! Example subjects: Sex, cats, condoms, supermarkets, pubs, men, hen nights, vibrators, babies.
Put 10 items in small bags, seal and number the bags. The ladies have to pass round and feel what is in the bags. e.g. Vibrator, tampax, 10p, cotton bud, balloon, condom, pasta, peg, pen top, pen lid, defrosted ice pop.
Use liquorice laces, give everyone two laces. Tie them together, and hang them around their necks. Stand the ladies in a circle and they have to eat and swallow the person's lace to their left!! The first one to swallow wins.... a certificate maybe (cheap prize)!!!!
Use a Jelly Mould (or a glass). Get the girls to hold a penny in her bum (or knees - if necessary), walk 4 ft, and drop penny into the mould. If it hits and falls out = 1 point, if it lands in shaft = 2 points, knob or balls = 3 points. This can also be played in teams. Certificates are good prizes.
Get the ladies to draw a gingerbread man, and then whilst holding the paper on their head, draw the willy, eyes, glasses & tie on. This game is for fun, you don't normally have to give out a prize.
Get some play-dough and blindfolds. Ask for 4 volunteers. They have to model the play-dough into the size and shape of their man's Willy!. When the play-dough gets warm, it goes floppy and doesn't stay up! The prize goes to the best looking Willy.
Use a centre fold from a Play-girl Magazine. Get it laminated. You also need some Post-it notes. Cover the Willy of the man completely. Pass the sheet around the room asking the ladies to Spot the Knob with an X & their initials (like Spot the Ball). The closest one to the end of the Willy wins.
You need a large room for this game. Cut out 2 willies from some paper. Split the room into two relay teams (you may have to play). Have a start and finish line (about 5 ft apart). Use some stiff card and flap the card to blow the willy past the finish line and back again, then it is the next players turn. Every one has a go. The winning team is the team to finish first.
Make up some flash cards. On these cards write some Animals (e.g. Sheep, Cat, Duck, Horse, Monkey, Elephant), some Words (e.g. Cock, Muff, Blow, Hard, Dick, Bum, Nipple, Shit) or some Letters (e.g. A C E G O L S T V B).
Flash the cards to the girls. If it is an Animal on the card - they have to make the noise of the Animal, if it is a Word on the card - they have to add another Word to make up a phrase (e.g. Muff…. Dive, Nipple… Chain), and if it is a Letter on the card, they must shout out a rude part of the body. Give out a card to the lady who shouts out the quickest. The one with the most cards wins.
Get some old wallpaper, and on the plain side draw around your man (get him to lie down on top of it!). Draw in a circle target area with 3 points in the Willy area, 2 points on the next circle and one point on the outer circle. Cut out some different size willies out of card and colour them in. Put some blue tack on the back of the willies. Blind fold the ladies in turn and they have to pin the Willy on the man. The nearest one to the target wins the prize.
We have all played charades, but not with Lingerie Provocateur items. On some cards, write down products from the Catalogue (e.g. Bath Massage Ball, Cock rub, Sexy Dice, Crutch-less knickers, Duo-balls, Nipple chain, Edible undies, Booby Drops, Sex blaster, Sexy straws, Fur love cuffs, Sperm Bank, Fantasy for lovers game, Pussy rub, Hot pants etc.). Give out a card to each lady and in turn they have to mime out her product (you go first). Who ever calls out the answer first wins the card. The one with the most cards wins.
Can be played at smaller parties. Here are some ideas, but you can also make up your own.
Give each guest a sticker with the following names on. Tell them these are their Lingerie Provocateur names for the evening. If anyone calls a guest by their real name, they have to do a forfeit at the end of the evening, or book a party or model the lingerie.
Pair the ladies up and explain that when you turn the music on they need to start dancing. When the music stops, they need to get into a sexual position with their partner. The pair which are last to get in the position are out. The winning pair are the ladies left at the end.
Give each lady a bootlace sweet. Tell the ladies it is a race. When you say "go" they have to put one end of the bootlace between their teeth and gobble up the rest without using their hands, The first person to eat and swallow theirs wins and receives a certificate.
We play a game for guys only, but everyone can play! You'll need a pair of pantyhose and 2 oranges or apples per person or if a relay, per team. Take one orange or apple and place it in one leg of the pantyhose. Now tie the pantyhose around the player's waist (it can go through belt loops) so that the fruit is in the front of the person and between their legs. Place another piece of fruit on the floor between their feet. Now the players must use the fruit in the stocking to move the fruit on the floor from the starting line to the finish line. If individual players the first one across the line wins. If you are playing teams then it becomes a relay where the pantyhose must be exchanged from team member to team member and the first team to have each person complete their section wins. NOTE: This game is best played outside or on an easy to clean surface. Not recommended for carpets!
Divide guests into two equal groups. About 25 yards away place two bags of inflated balloons in colors to match your theme colors. These balloons should be over-inflated to make popping easier. At the sound of a ringing bell or whistle, the first two relay contestants, one from each team, run to the bag, and remove one balloon. Each must sit on it until it pops. Once the balloon pops, the players run back to the starting line, and tag the next player in line. The first team to complete the course wins. Not a quiet game, but a guaranteed favorite!
To insure a good game, keep the rules top-secret. This is how you play:
Everyone writes their name on a piece of paper and puts it in a hat, box, basket, etc. Then everyone picks out a piece with someone else's name on it. They write a truth question or dare on the back of it, supposedly for the person whose name is on the front, and sign their own name. When everyone is finished, the host will tell everyone that, instead of handing it back to the person whose name is on the paper, they themselves have to do the dare or answer the truth question. How ever much they wanted to embarrass that person, they'll be embarrassed.
Get a pint of beer, or even bigger glass if available. Get two shot glasses. Float one shot glass in the beer (you need the right sized glass). Fill the other shot glass with a shot - say vodka. Now take it in turns to drip the vodka into the floating shot glass - it must be poured in one continuous pour. Whoever sinks the glass must pick up the beer and down it with the vodka "depth charge".
This game will appeal to the more supple and sober members of your party. Frequently this isn't the men.
Sacrifice your Cornflakes box, or a similar cardboard cereal box, and tear off the flaps on the top, so you have a tall topless cereal box. Make sure you've taken out the cereal! Now place the box ceremoniously in the middle of the room, on the floor. People are likely to topple over in this game so clear the immediate area, especially if you've got grandma's dinner service out. Let the fun begin!
Each member of the party, in any order, must come forward and bend over to pick up the box with their TEETH. Only their feet may touch the floor. Only their mouth may touch the box. No other support may be used. They can bend over in anyway they wish. Easy first round.
Now cut or tear off an inch from the top of the box so it is that much shorter, and start again. Stiffies normally fall over on the second go. Flexible friends can go as low as you like. The glory goes to the last player able to pick the box up, frequently just an inch high box.
Your friends will be falling over themselves trying to win!
This game can be played with any number of players. You will need some flour, bowl, plate, knife and some lollies. Put the flour into the bowl so that it is packed quite tightly and filled to the top. Then, turn the bowl upside down onto the plate and carefully remove it. You should then have a neat mound of flour. Place a lollie of your choice on top - smaller ones makes this a lot harder. Then, each player takes it in turn to carefully cut some of the flour away from the lollie with the knife. The person who knocks the lollie down then has to put their hands behind their back, and pick the lollie up with their mouth,
Pick a guest to go out of the room. When they have gone, decide on a novel occupation with the rest of the guests e.g. sausage maker, prostitute, durex tester, etc. The object of the game is to interview the chosen guest for the job you have decided upon. Through the course of questioning they must guess what the job is.
You will need pencils and paper. Choose a number of different categories e.g. trees, birds, boys names, countries, flowers, animals etc. The guests must list the longest word they know for each subject, e.g. Animals - Hippopotamus. The guest with the longest word in each category wins a point and the guest with the highest score is the winner.
Ask each guest what topic interests them the most e.g. a hobby, children, sex etc. and on which subject they prefer to speak. When everyone has chosen a subject, the whole party must talk at the same time. If anyone laughs they are disqualified. Watch, but do not take part in the conversation yourself.
You will need 2 half cucumbers and 2 condoms. Pick two teams of two guests. One guest from each team must sit on a chair with the cucumber between their knees. The other guest must kneel blindfolded in front. Do not tell the kneeling guest that it's a condom that you are handing over. Explain that you are giving your guest an object which they must unwrap and place over the cucumber. You will soon see who is used to handling condoms. Once both guests have done this, remove the blindfold and tell the kneeling guests that they must take the condom off the cucumber and blow it up. The first team to inflate the condom is the winner.
You will need six pairs of Lingerie Provocateur Stockings. Divide the guests into groups. Give the first person in each team half the stockings. The guest must put on all the stockings and then remove them giving them to the next guest in the team. The next guest must do exactly the same, and so on to the end of the team. Other clothing is optional! The team to finish first are the winners.
You will need 12 or more objects of everyday use or from the Lingerie Provocateur catalogue. Place the objects on a table in full view of everyone. The objects should include any objects from the Lingerie Provocateur catalogue or things like a ball, a coin, a pin, an orange etc. Ask the guests to close their eyes and then, one by one, pick up the objects and drop them on the table. The aim of the game is for the guests to guess the objects by the sound they make. The first to call out the correct identity is awarded a point. The highest score wins.
Hand out a small slip of paper to each guest as they arrive at the party. Ask them to write down their most embarrassing moment, they don't have to put their name on it!
Throughout the night read out a different one - a great laugh eases the crowd, give a small prize for anyone who admits to theirs and explains in more detail!
Put different items out of the catalogue on stickers. Put a sticker on each ladies forehead (without them seeing what's written on it) and they have to work out by the end of the night what's on their forehead. When they've found out what they are, they always take a close look at the description of the product!
Tip: Write items that are in the smaller pictures or not seen in their entirety. This gets the girls looking at the details in the picture, and often things that they wouldn't have seen.
Get an old piece of wallpaper and draw a shape of a naked man with his meat and veg. Pin your man to the back of your hostesses' door and in turns, girl by girl has to put on some bright red lipstick, a blindfold and then spin them around and they have to kiss where they think his willy is...... Have a go, it's so funny!!!!!
You need four pairs of knickers....very big ones, the flowery the better. Get your girls into two rows facing you. Give all of them a balloon. The first two girls are handed two pairs of knickers each. You put the A knickers on first, then the B knickers on top. You take off the B knickers leaving the A knickers behind. They then pass them to the next girl who puts them on while the first girl is taking off the B knickers. As it goes down the line as such, the last two girls at the end do the same, but they put them on their head when they have finished. As soon as the quickest line gets to the end, all the girls blow up the balloons and have to pop them with another girl in a sexual position. The first team to finish wins....a lucky dip as a prize is good. The girls laugh so much it's a lot of fun.
Cut out 20-25 willy shapes from card. On each willy write any letter. Some can be repeated, but leave 3-4 blank. Explain to the guests that you will hold one card up at a time and they must come up with a rude word beginning with that letter (words can only be used once). When you hold up a card with no letter on it, they can shout anything out. The first one to shout out a word gets that card. The one with the most at the end receives a prize. This is a fast and easy game and you get to find out who is the rudest. Ideal if you're looking for new leads.
You will need some strawberries, chocolate, sugar and a bowl. This game is just like bobbing for apples but instead you are looking for the chocolate strawberry. All you need to do is put all the sugar in a large bowl. Dip only one strawberry into the melted chocolate and hide it in the bowl of sugar with all the other strawberries. The ladies then have to use their mouths to find the chocolate strawberry. A little bit of advice first is to put a towel on top of a table then the bowl on top, so all the sugar doesn't go on the floor. You can give some raffle tickets out to the one that finds the chocolate strawberry.
You will need 2 Condoms, 6 Balloons and 2 Vibrators. Ask for 2 volunteers and ask the volunteers to pick a partner. Give each team 3 balloons and when you say "go" each team must blow up their 3 balloons and tie them. They must then pop the balloons using 3 different sexual positions with their partner. The partner must pick up the vibrator and hold it for the volunteer whilst the volunteer opens the condom and puts it on as far down as possible using their mouth. Perfect game for using Best Blow Job certificates and the girlies always seem to love it!!
Do your bit for recycling and put your old catalogues to use!! A bit like the name game where you have a famous persons name on your forehead and you have to ask questions to guess who it is, but this one is done with vibrators. Take your old catalogue and cut out the pictures of vibrators, put on a post-it note with the name of the vibrator in big letters above so the other guests know which one it is. Then give each guest a catalogue and tell him or her to ask questions about each vibrator to determine which one they are. e.g. do I have rotating balls? First person to guess correctly wins a prize. Also gives them a better idea of which vibrator does what.
A variation of bingo is to make a table with 9 numbers between 1-30. Underneath each number put a sentence i.e. harder harder baby, I'm gonna come, I love my rabbit etc. When they get their number called, they must read out their sentence - with feeling!!!!
This game shows the lady with the best sucking ability, buy baby bottles, about four and fill up to about 100ml or however much you like with alcohol. You can use alcopops. Ask for volunteers, explain the winner is the first lady to finish her drink, but no cheating! It also helps to make the holes in the teats slightly bigger.
Sell your tickets for the raffle as normal, and put the tickets into a bag. Lay out the prizes in the middle of the room. Explain to the ladies that when their number comes out they are to choose a prize, but you will continue to pull tickets once the prizes are all gone, and then the numbers that come out steal the prize they want till the last ticket is gone. The ladies love this, and makes for a fun raffle especially if you don't have a majority big group, and the obvious tops on most peoples list for prizes seem to be playgirl and a toy..........so they are always in my raffles.
You only need pencils and paper. Get your party into two even groups (you may have to join in) A & B. Everyone has one sheet of paper and a pen/pencil. Then each person has to pick a partner from the opposite group who they think they know best. Group A has to write down what their favourite toy is (or bra, novelty item etc). Then their partner from group B has to write down what they think it is (watch out for the cheats trying to tell their partner what they have written down). Then group A has to show what they have written and group B show their answers! For every pair that has written the same answers give a small prize or extra raffle tickets.
Give everyone a piece of paper and a pen. Get them to write number 1 to 13. Tell them to write down:-
Now read out the following, the ladies then have to call out their corresponding answer they have written down at each number:
You read these out and go around the room getting peoples answers off them. e.g. I would meet my perfect man at a sex shop, his hair would be green, He would be 14 feet tall, he would have to be from Egypt, the size of his bum would be extra extra large, his dick would have to be 29 inches long, he would be an Ostrich in bed, You would have 15 children, My man would be called Donald duck, His pet name for me would be 'Old tart', we would spend our lives living in a giant potato, We would earn our money having sex live on Wheel of fortune and grow old feeling jealous.
Good luck
Have two bowls or jars, and loads of pennies. Split girls into 2 teams. They have to go a short distance with the penny between their knees, not allowed to drop it on the way. Each team has to get as many pennies into the jar as possible. Each girl has to take a turn.
Each guest is given a kit kat finger and has 30 seconds to suck off as much chocolate as possible without biting it. The winner gets a prize and a certificate for best blow job of the year.
I always do the name badge with guests but I am getting to find people are bored with the same thing, so I thought give them names like:
and so on. There are so many you could use. You get the girls to pick a label from a bag on arrival and once they have all chosen a name that is the name they they have for the evening and everyone uses the labels only all evening to call each other. Should anyone not use the correct name they have to put on the outfit or act out the person they are, using props and bits from kit. I.e. Super Shag Sarah puts on cape boxers (over outfit) and mask on and so on; Dominatrix Doris puts on bondage belt, etc... This way it gets everyone to study the outfits and names more, and you get to see them worn!!!!
You will need: a box of matches (small, with end cut off!), and a pack or 2 of polo's. You can either play this game as a team or in two groups. Give everyone a match. They must stick the match between their lips. Give the first person a polo. She must put the polo on her match, and then pass it on to the next persons match without using hands! The polo should get passed from match to match without hand contact! If the polo is dropped or touched by hand, that person is out. Keep going until you have a winner! This game is very funny because it looks as though they are kissing and has everyone in hysterics!
Ask for 6 to 10 volunteers (depending on how much space you have) but make sure it's an even number! Split the girls into pairs and give them 3 balloons (blown up). Then say 3 different sexual positions. The girls must then get into those positions, putting the balloon between them, and try to pop the balloons. First pair to pop all three balloons wins a prize.
Always a good game to play mid party, once the ladies have had a few to drink. It's very quick and simple to play. Tell the ladies that they have to remove their bra without removing their top, and swing their bra round their head. The quickest lady wins.
Give each guest half a banana on a paper plate, have tissues ready! Top the banana with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. The guests have to suck and nibble the banana for one minute (not allowed to eat it) like they are giving a blow job! It has to be realistic and make orgasm noises at the same time. Then they have to race to eat the banana and lick the plate clean. The first one to clean the plate wins the game!!!
This is good for starting a party! Get all your guests to stand in a circle and make sure the hostess is next to you. Get them to say their name - you and the first hostess last. Now go round again but this time get them to say their name and what they'd do with the "Rampant Rabbit Thruster". What they'd do with it has to start with the first letter of their name. As you go on they have to repeat everyone's name and what they would do for everyone that has gone before them - meaning the hostess has to repeat everything.
e.g. Person 1 (you)
My name is Lindsey and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster I'd love it.
Person 2
This is Lindsey and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster she'd love it, my name is Suzy and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster I would suck it.
Person 3
This is Lindsey and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster she'd love it. This is Suzy and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster she would suck it. I am Geraldine and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster I'd get jiggy with it.
etc....
This game get's them thinking about the Rampant Rabbit Thruster. It's good to show the Rampant Rabbit Thruster throughout this game and by the end of the game they are sold.
Using your willy ice trays fill them with strawberry jelly (the colour is more effective) and once the jelly has set you can carefully put your jelly willys on to a paper plate to be sucked through a straw! A handy tip is to transport them in the ice trays as they are quite fragile!
Each guest has to think of 2 true things about themselves and 1 made up thing. Organiser goes round each guest in turn and they say their 3 things, the rest of the guests have to expose the lie. If they guess the lie then the lady who gets her lie exposed has to do a forfeit. Make up 10 forfeits and put them in an Lingerie Provocateur bag, then like a lucky dip, they blindly pick there forfeit, if they don't want to do the forfeit they can book a party instead.
Get your guests to play charades with the days of the week knickers. The hostess (or a volunteer) starts and randomly chooses a pair of pants. They have to act out what is written on the knickers. Fluff My Muff Monday always seems to be the hardest but funniest one to do. Whoever gets it right has to come up and act out the next. Game continues until all 7 days have been acted. Give a prize to the one with the best actions!
You will need Cream Eggs and Condoms. Get ladies into pairs and ask them to decide who's the sucker and who's the blower. The blower sits on a seat the sucker sits on her knees in front. The sucker bites off the top of the egg to reveal the cream inside then places it between the knees of the blower. The blower is given a condom. Say 'go' then the sucker licks out the cream form the egg. When only the chocolate shell is left, the blower then blows up the condom until it bursts. Give the winning pair a certificate each for the best sucker and the best blow job.
Get everyone to kneel on their knees and give them a paper plate. You can do this in a circle or in a straight line. Place 2 teacakes on their plate as the veg and with squirty cream draw the meat, so on their plate they have meat and 2 veg.
The object of the game is that they can eat how they like, once they have finished the plate they have to put it on their head, the winner who has gobbled all the teacakes and licked the cream is the winner. It is hilarious when they finish as their mouths are covered in cream.
Tie a length of pretty parcel ribbon around your victims - I mean "the party guest's waist - with a length left dangling down between her legs. Tie a banana to the end gently!! Your willing participant then has to thrust a ping pong ball as far as possible - The one which gets it the furthest is the winner! It is so funny to see them thrusting and it's generally the older ladies that win!
Write 25 romantic or sexy words on index cards, such as throbbing, lips, passion, candlelight, roses, chocolate, and so on. On another 25 index cards write some non-romantic images, such as ironing board, wallpaper paste, bikini wax, nose hair, motor oil, and so on. Stack the two piles separately, and distribute paper and pencil. Have each player draw a card from each pile. When everyone has 2 cards, ask them to write a silly love poem using the two words or phrases they have drawn. For example: "Roses are red, they make me hot! Your eyes are sexy; your nose hairs are not!" Have them read their poems aloud one at a time.
Basically it's bobbing for apples but instead use your willy moulds to make chocolate willies or even better flavoured ice willies which they have to fish out using just their mouth before the willies melt.
When making chocolate willys put the end of a red lace into the base of each willy so that when they are set they can be tied on to a piece of string around somebody's waist. The idea is to have the 'dangler' standing up astride of their partner who has to lie on the floor and gobble the willy and the lace to win! The lady on the floor has to lie as flat to the floor as she can so the willy dangler has to get down as low as she can with only her feet on the ground!
You need slide 'n' ride and cotton balls. Split guests up into equal groups and stand them in a row. Stick some slide and ride on the end of players nose's then get them to pass the cotton ball along the line. The group with the most cotton balls after 3 mins wins.
A good game. As many ladies as you like to play. Have a plate of squirty cream with quite a few maltesers in. With their hands behind their backs, they must use only their mouth and eat the maltesers first then lick the cream. As you can imagine, lots of cream over faces so first to eat all is the winner!
A variation on a theme. Get your ladies into couples and hand them a sheet of newspaper - one for each couple ...... the rules are simple. No part of their body is allowed to touch the floor.
As a couple, start them off standing on the newspaper both of them on one sheet of paper. Play some music and when the music stops (the only time they are allowed off the paper) they have to fold the paper in half and again both of them back on their paper. No body parts on the floor i.e feet hands bums (they will cheat) the above repeated till you have a very agile couple with a bit of imagination with one foot on paper and a partner piggy back and the other foot in the air!
You will need 6 plates, 9 sweets and some squirty cream. Place 3 plates on the floor with 3 sweets on each, and cover in mound of squirty cream. Place the other 3 plates next to the filled plates. Take 3 people and tell them to get their 3 sweets onto the clean plate without using their hands. The fastest person is the winner.
The ultimate way of doing this is to lift and flip the filled plate onto the other with your mouth but, out of 25 games, only 1 person has ever worked this out.
Make your chocolate willies as usual but pour a little white chocolate or yoghurt on top. Ask your guests to suck the willies without using their teeth until there is nothing left, if they use their teeth they are out and the winner is the first person to devour their willy without biting. Present one of the blow job of the year certificates to the winner.
4 game players, 2 sit on seats with a whole banana between their knees, their partner kneels in front of them with their hands cuffed behind their backs. The person kneeling has to peel and eat the banana without help from their hands or their partners. The winner is the first one to devour the banana. (Watch out for the mobile phone videos that get taken of this).
Get a bag of maltesers and a few straws. Split the ladies into pairs and explain that each team needs 1 sucker and 1 swallower. Give each team the same amount of maltesers and 1 straw. The object of the game is to suck the malteser onto the end of a straw and transfer it into the mouth of the other lady to chew and swallow it! The team that finishes the maltesers off first wins.
Make some fish using coloured pipe cleaners (easier to reshape and they don't get damaged!) Get the girls to form a circle and get down on their knees. Place one less fish than players in the centre of the circle so at least one lady will get out. Start the game by explaining that when you say "on the bank" they hunch on their knees and when you say "at the river they kneel up!" Keep saying this till you say "GO FISH" and they grab the fish. (The longer you keep them fishing the funnier!!) Continue to play and remove one fish each round until you are left with 2 ladies and 1 fish. Get the ladies to face each other and proceed to play as before but with a slight change!! The ladies must then fake an orgasm whilst being "on the bank and at the river, the funnier the better! Then instead of saying GO FISH say "IF YOU GO FISHING YOUR OUT!" Obviously the last lady in wins. It's worth trying just to see their faces. Award the winner with either a best faked orgasm certificate or a small prize!
These are some "have you and would you" questions that always go down great at parties.
You will need "Roger More" - the blow up doll and some music. Get your ladies to stand in a circle. This game is like pass the parcel but you use "Roger" instead. Start the music and the girls have to pass Roger around, when the music stops the person holding him has to perform a sexual position on him. Tell them that it has to be a different position each time. Keep going until everyone has had a turn. Your ladies will be in stitches of laughter!
Buy a packet of McVities Hob Nob biscuits (but not the chocolate covered ones). Hand a biscuit to every lady at the party. Tell them they have one minute to nibble their hobnob into the shape of a mans meat and two veg. It's not as easy as they think as the biscuits break easily and it's so funny watching them trying not to nibble too hard or take too much off and then holding their broken willies together to show you for judging at the end of the time!! You judge which is the best (try to pick one that didn't break and looks close to the real thing!) and award a silly prize and maybe a homemade certificate saying "I love to nibble a Knob!"
You will need cartons of juice (one's with a straw). Ask you guest to get in to pairs and choose who is the woman and who will be the man. Get the 'Men' to lie down on the floor and place the carton in between their legs. Get the 'woman to stand at their 'men's' head facing their feet. Without the 'woman' using her hand she must drink as much of the carton as she can within 10 seconds. The couple who has the least drink left wins a prize or certificate for best blow job!
Ask for at least 4 girls to volunteer, (In bigger parties get more couples). Give a cheap bin-bag to one of the pair to put on. The other partner then has to create a bikini top and bottom (no one pieces allowed). The first pair to get a top and bottom that looks the best wins a small prize. This is lots of fun, especially when they have to tie the bottom.
You will need a foot pump (like you would use to blow an air bed up with). You need 4 volunteers and 2 balloons. Attach the balloons on to the ends of the pumps tightly, then get 2 players to sit on each of the pumps then the other 2 players to sit on their knees. Then they need to bounce up and down so the balloon is blown up but they need to do it really fast. The person underneath may get squashed. The first team to pop their balloon wins.
Use this as a game instead of a Raffle - it can be used as an ongoing game throughout the night.
Round one. - Sell the tickets and draw 2 out of a hat. These are you first contestants! 6 People on the 'Celebrity Panel' (chose any 6 from guests - especially those who haven't purchased a raffle ticket so everyone is involved). You need 2 Statements with a Blank for each contestant - an A and B (this can be swapped to be called balls and boobs). A sample statement is:
John my window cleaner had such a shock the other day that he nearly fell off his ladder when he saw his beautician wife giving the neighbour a BLANK through the window.
The lady with the most matching answers at the end of the round goes through to the final.
Show Items from catalogue and start your party as normal after this.
Round Two - Draw two more names out of the hat, these are your contestants for round 2. Follow the same process as round one but with a different 4 statements. Again winner of round 2 goes through to the final.
Once your party is winding down and ladies are placing orders run the final. The final is a one word statement e.g.:
Blow BLANK
There are 3 levels here:
Level 1 - 50 blanks (a small prize maybe from the novelty section of the
catalogue) have the word Dry
Level 2 - 100 blanks (a medium prize maybe a small vibrator) have the
word Job
Level 3 - 150 blanks (a large prize maybe a Rabbit) have the word Torch
No help given
The winners from round one and two write down their response on a piece of paper at the same time, one by one reveal the words you have behind the Blanks - the ladies win the prize behind the word that they guessed (if any - if not a small consolation prize such as a joy rider and a sachet of durex play sensations lubes. Obviously change the statements at each party in case you have ladies attending more than one!
Hand each player a pen and a piece of paper and ask them to write down a piece of their property that they would like to get rid of. It could be a pair of smelly trainers, a computer, an embarrassing photo or a radio etc. They must then write down three reasons why they would want to dispose of the item. For example, if the item was a radio they might write: *because I can't turn it on! * because it makes a dreadful crackle" "because it's dirty!" Once everyone has finished writing ask them to cross out the name of the unwanted item and replace it with the name of their partner.
No winners here, but loads of potential for laughs. Great to get people started!!
You will need 1 large bed sheet. Play as the hostess game. Ask the hostess to sit on a chair in front of her guests. Then place the sheet over her so she is covered! Ask her to take off one item she doesn't necessarily need e.g. shoe. Repeat the question as many times as you like until the hostess says she is not willing to remove any more items. Then explain the item she does not need is the sheet! See how many click on to what you're saying!
If you have any more fun, harmless games that other agents may enjoy please forward them to us and the most successful game will win a prize.
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